Thursday, August 9, 2012

20 Kick A$$ Date Ideas

While pinning my little heart away on Pinterest, I stumbled across this link:



What a let down. I should have known anything labeled "super fun" was going to be super lame. Some were slightly cute, others not so much. "Go to Forrest reserve." Uh, yeah no. "Attend a poetry reading." The thought of listening to someone reading poetry for an hour makes me want to punch someone in the ovaries. "Create a scrapbook" Husband + scalloped edge scissors = STABBIES (in a pretty pattern)
Some were not even date ideas - "Watch an entire season of your favorite show." That's not a date. That's what we call Tuesday in the Peter house.
Super fun FAIL!
So I thought I'd come up with my own little list:
  1. Movie hop- high school style! 
  2. Watch all three Back to the Future movies. Take a shot every time Biff acts like an a-hole.
  3. Sneak into a zoo. Hug an animal that won't eat your face. 
  4. Find a mogwai. Feed it after midnight.
  5. Visit an animal shelter. ADOPT ALL THE FLUFFIES!
  6. Blow bubbles.
  7. Host a bacon party. 
  8. Go to dinner and a movie...wearing a tutu and/or cape.
  9. Play Yelp roulette: Close your eyes. Pick a restaurant. Eat there. No questions asked.
  10. Drive really, really far for something ridiculous.
  11. Two words - Slap. Bet.
  12. Dress up in formal wear. Eat at In-N-Out.
  13. Catch a damn grunion.
  14. Dress up, crash a prom.
  15. Eat 5 things you swear you'd never try.
  16. Have a water gun fight inside the house.
  17. Dip things in chocolate. See what tastes gross. (Spoiler alert: Chocolate covered pickle = VERY BAD!)
  18. Catch crabs (the ocean kind, not the pants kind).
  19. Go on a quest to find the BEST food truck in the city.
  20. Buy a trampoline. Jump your asses off.